Sunday, February 03, 2008

Brokeback Mountain

I just finished watching Brokeback Mountain. It took a while to get around to it, but since Heath Ledger died I've been asked a few times if I'd seen it, and because I figured there would be some idiot retards out there who would connect his death and him being in this movie playing a gay cowboy, it was time to finally watch the movie already. In short, the movie was excellent. The acting was terrific, the mountain scenery was awesome, and the story was absolutely compelling.

The other day my brother told me that there was some ex-wrestler-turned-evangelical-jerk who has his own TV show and that he was squawking about Heath Ledger, that naturally because he 'promoted gayness' by playing a gay cowboy, this led to him dying young, naked and surrounded by pills. Apparently, he reaped what he sowed, or some such idiotic logic. People like this (the evangelical jerk, that is) are obviously possessed by Satan and need to be stripped, bent over and brutally raped with a gigantic steel dildo wrapped in barbed wire. Nothing less.

If you look up the review of Brokeback Mountain on MetaCritic you will find some hilariously retarded 'user comments', like this one:

"Any man that rates this above a 1 needs to take a long look in the mirror. - Ian B."

Ian B is an idiotic retard who sees nothing beyond that in this movie, in one scene a man puts his penis in another man's rectum. That's the sum total of what he bases his 'review' upon. People like this must be neutered so there is no chance of them breeding and creating more idiots. The world has more than enough already.

Another thing to note about these homophobes is that many of them have unresolved issues regarding their own homoerotic desires. They beat up on homos because they are too chickenshit to confront the uncomfortable truth about themselves. Also, it's a scientific fact that homophobes are far more perverse and offensive than just about any kind of sex fiend you could imagine, no matter how extreme. These homophobes are a dangerous menace that must be hunted down and terminated. But brutally anal raped first with a gigantic barbed wire dildo.


1 comment:

CA said...

Homosexual behavior is a foul, perverted act and about as dangerous to a person's health as anything you can imagine. Being a Christian, I need to add, it's a sin. But, as I'm sure you are aware, I believe each person is entitled to his or her own opinion. And, no, I haven't seen the film and don't care to. I did see Lonesome Dove, tho'.