Bus Jerk

I was on the bus today and there was an idiot talking loudly on his phone so the whole damned bus could hear his idiotic conversation. At one point he said, "I don't really like to make plans. I like for plans to make themselves." That has to be the most idiotic, meaningless statement I have heard in a very long time. Then he was talking about some chick he was seeing, "I don't think it's gonna work out with Grace," he said. "It's just not flowing." There's another dumb idiot retard statement right there, see? What a fucking asshat.