Saturday, December 01, 2007

You Will Never Get It Back

This morning I heard somebody on the radio say something idiotic. It's a line that I've heard and seen written many times. These retards always use it when talking about a movie, a book, a video game, a performance of some kind, whatever it is, that they ended up disliking. They will say this:

"That's four hours of my life I will never get back."

What a shame. It's regrettable, isn't it? But let's imagine that you could actually get that time back. Let's be honest. You would only waste it on something else. Your time isn't really that valuable anyway, let's face it. Get over yourself. And you only use that meaningless line because you heard some other idiot retard use it, right?

But what an idiotic thing to say, really. Oh, boo hoo! You will never get that time back!

Pass the tissues.
Let the healing process begin.

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