This morning while delivering the mail I heard one of the Marketing girls say something to another Marketing girl. It struck me as one of the most idiotic observations I have ever heard. But why don't you be the judge? Here's what she said:
"Oh, I keep getting confused about what day it is! I don't know if it's Friday or Monday. Maybe because they are so close together?"
I could be wrong, but it seems to me there's a GALAXY of difference between Friday and Monday. Close together? Yes, sort of. Only separated by the freaking weekend.