Superstar

I got up at 12:30. Still on holiday, can get up any time I please. Yes, that's right, I do whatever I want. Stride around my apartment like a King. Talk to the walls. Look out the peephole at nobody. Take a shower and shave crookedly. Put some jazz in my hair. Now I look like a superstar (see photo above). Walk down the busy street while people look at me and I look back at them. Yes yes, here I am. Go about your business. No need to make a fuss. I am only human, like you. Ha ha.