Friday, July 08, 2005

A Survey of Some Recent Blogs VII

I think it's time for another tour. Not a tour de France, but a tour of some recent blogs. Have those horrible nasty adblogs finally taken over? Let's find out!

1. Dolly Wolly - Wow, more boring tales of some schoolkid and their boring school life, and how their mummy woke them up early, etc. At the top of the screen it says, CAN SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE! Killing you might get me thrown into prison, and that would be no fun. But I'll volunteer to kill your stupid boring blog, how about that?
2. me, myself and i - Here's an Indian university robot. Oh wait, now he talks about a new Bollywood movie. Oh wait, now he's back to university robot institute monologue. Next!
3. Tree Speaker - Oh great, here's a technology robot. "Interface... concept... highpad... intuitive... synchronize... networked..." Are you sound asleep yet? I am. Goodnight.
4. ORACLEDBA.RU - WTF?
5. ORTHODIXIE - Friar Joseph is a priest of the Eastern Orthodox Christian Church in Western North Carolina. His blog is not easy to make fun of, but at least I found this news item: "A convent where a Romanian nun was crucified during an apparent exorcism ritual was not sanctified by the church and has been closed, an Orthodox Church official said today."
6. fadelnas - A Malaysian Muslim's blog if I'm not mistaken. Looks terribly boring, only five posts, can only read the *poem* (in English) in defence of *Jihad*. So what's the deal with these terrorist Muslim bastards anyway?
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Wait a minute. Six blogs and not one of them an adblog? What's going on here? Have my threats worked? Have these rotten bastards come to their senses and killed themselves horribly in a long drawn-out very painful agonising fashion?
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7. INFOYOUNEED85275 - I knew it was too good to be true. Here's one of the foul smelly things right here. Hey adblog robot! Yes I am talking to you! Your dumb stupid annoying adblog is not wanted here! Get rid of it then kill yourself! Or better yet, wait a minute and we will come over and do the job for you! Then we will go to Zurich and proudly receive our Nobel Prize!
8. VANCOUVER - What? Vancouver? I thought they spoke (and wrote) English in Vancouver. This is all in German or something. But there's pictures of people in red jumpsuits and grizzly bears and people jumping and showing their ass, so that sort of makes up for it.
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INTERMISSION
So where's all these porno blogs I've heard about?
END OF INTERMISSION.
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9. oli - Hey wow, somebody else from the country I live in. Pretty rare to find. Most Aussies are too busy obsessing on stupid sport and watching Big Brother and the contestants giving each other tit massages. But yes here is another *Aussie* with a blog. Is it as good as mine? Of course not. Silly.
10. Wild Rose - This is Josephine's blog. Josephine seems to be obsessed with somebody called JoJo. Can anybody explain what this means? "I think I have finally come to the realization that I only wish to find out things about JoJo thru two sources: JoJo himself and/or God."

That was ten in a row. No skipping. Same as last time. Hard to believe only one adblog among ten. Could it be the tables are turning? Or has it been a freak night? I guess we'll find out in...
A SURVEY OF SOME RECENT BLOGS VIII!
*massive drumroll and metal guitar squeal with awesome pyrotechnics and lasers flashing across sky*

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"But there's pictures of people in red jumpsuits and grizzly bears and people jumping and showing their ass, so that sort of makes up for it."..

lol i guess you could say that makes sense in canadian, but most likely this is a blog buy someone here for few months writting home to family.. but still that line paints an intresting veiw of what youthink of canadians:P

Ca... said...

Thanks. I left a comment on Nickies site.

Stratu said...

me: i hardly know anything about canadians. it's the americans who are the loudmouths ;]

Kapreles said...

so where are all those pornblogs?
here they are!
http://www.pornbot.blogspot.com
http://www.cohf-com.blogspot.com

sandy said...

I got a real kick out of your "Survey of Blogs" and your commentary on them. Very honest and refreshing.
P.S.
I hate those adblogs too.

Stratu said...

DEHUMANIZER: thanks! those porno blogs will serve me well on those long and lonely nights at sea!
sandy: thanks! glad you enjoyed them!

The Lorax said...

Yes I am regurgatating tech articles, but why?

Things are not always what they seem Stuart...

Don't know why you chose the words "concept" and "intuitive" in your write-up since they pertain to many more things than technology...

Everyone has a right to their opinion, as I am sure you are aware with SICK PUPPY COMIX...

I actually like some of your stuff...

Are you sound asleep yet? Now I am. Goodbye...

-- Tech Robot (aka The Lorax)

Stratu said...

yikes. do i know you?
sure i get some cheap laughs at the expense of others, but the stuff i write offers enough laughs at my own expense, so fair is fair, the way i see it.
no hard feelings I hope :]

The Lorax said...

No I don't think you do know me...

I definitely have no hard feelings and no problems with cheap laughs either...

Just wanted to bring up the old saying "don't judge a book by its cover" because in this case it's true. Of course if the cover is all you can see, then you don't have a choice!

Rambling...