Sunday, March 06, 2005
Piss in a Bottle
Why not stay up longer. What the hell. It is 3:05am. Still feel wide awake. Don't have to get up for work tomorrow. Here alone, nobody to answer to, I can do what I please. Yes, thank you, I will have another beer, don't mind if I do. A cigarette? Why, yes, I think I will. Gotta piss? I can piss in a bottle. Why not. Those movies on SBS and no ads for toilet break. Piss in a bottle. Talking on telephone to friend who is sensitive to toilet noises? Piss in a bottle. At your convenience, empty bottle in toilet. Rinse bottle, use again. I saw Howard Hughes and he had two dozen bottle of piss lined up against the wall. I call him brother. I don't line bottle of piss up against wall, I can pour them down toilet when I get off the phone. Bottle of piss no problem. Piss in a bottle.